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Anonymous: What do you eat for breakfast?

I usually forget to eat breakfast and just grab a coffee.

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Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

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I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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Anonymous: Here's your coffee. now please tell me how to shower you with my love most efficiently! ♥

Ah, thank you anon! -Takes the coffee with a small smile.- Hmm..shower me with love in whatever way you think is most efficient.


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On a scale of 1-10 how scared for your life would you be if my character suddenly snapped?



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Anonymous: Describe me in one word anonymously: perfect.

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"My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time."

- (via sorelatable)
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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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I am here,

Appease me with love and feed me caffeine..

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